Saturday, November 7, 2009

He's back...

6pm

He walks in...the scent of vegetable stew wafts gently in the air."Kai this chick go b fine wife for sme lucky bastard some day oh" He muses. Hey wats up? I didn't c u get in. Oya sit down and eat while its still hot.
Lemme get some water..
No no dnt wori i get it fa u
U dnt even lemme do nufink yeah
Hahahaaa go jo. Sit down and eat...

10.30pm

Are you sure u don't mind?
Haba na...abi is there anything on ur mind *mischevious smile*
U r drunk init?
Hahahaha look u can't sleep on d ground oh.If you catch a cold now I'll havta explain to ur Mom n all
Am I a small boi?
Ha u r stil ur mom's boi na
*throws pillow* if i break ya head eh....

1.30am

He wakes up to find she has snuggled in2 his arms. the night had turned cold.....while trying to extract himself,she woke up. Conversation ensured as both of them couldn't sleep. She talked,he listened....about her recent relationship and how the dude didn't appreciate her...taking her virginity and breaking up with her after just 10 months of them going out. His excuse? They weren't compatabile. Her soft skin rubbed against his arms as she snuggled closer....and abruptly started crying.He drew her close and started petting her.....suddenly her lips found his.Hard and furious. His suprise lasted a moment,and he pulled her away to ask what the hell she thought she was doing when she straddled him and her lips found the sweet spot behind his ears.....
The nite was crazy after that...His tshirt flew off quickly.Her silk nightie felt so GOOD on his skin....She moaned softly as he took first left den right nipple in his mouth and flicked his tounge ova them slowly...Den she bucked as his finger sought and found her clit....Flickin back and forth made her wet in seconds...He smiled as her moaning increased and she asked if he wanted to kill her....My dear he thot,ur death is stil soo far away...

8.30am

he woke first. The memories of last nite still fresh in his memory.....He smiled wen he remembered the face she made as his tounge and fingers worked their magic between her legs. Dang she looked so SEXY curled on his chest,hair all mussed up...she murmured as he shifted,tellin him to go bck to sleep it was too early....then clod reality smacked him in d face...
"get up" He said,an uncreatin look on his face....She looked at him and said "why won't I like what you are going to say?"
"Of course you won't like it"he replied,"Seeing as we are cousins,what the hell were we thinking??"

Hi folks.....been a long minute. Lots been happening ta me....bin bored most but sme tins sha...when i gather me thots coherently I'll spill.

oh yeah the story's inspiried by real events...not me oh!Even Que's not that bad(I wouldn't say dat) Don't listen to him,he's an idiot....
Later folks!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Yet anoda one

Hey pple.

So I watched the Uugly truth today.....freakin hilarious film! Yall need to check it out.

Some chic n I have bin flirting back and forth ova the fone...See we had something back in skool but it didn't really work out and we stayed friends.That was until she wanted to be friends with benefits. now I(well Que) has nutin against been friends with benefits but there's a list of problems
1. She had a BF that i know
2. She's emotionally unstable and will want us to take it serious
3. She doesn't like using condoms
You see,the first 2 are bad enuff but no CONDOMS?? WTF?? and she has told me about 2 guys she has nailed after she broke up wiv her BF......

NOT HAPPENING!!!! After i just got over a HIV test scare earlier in the year.I am not carrying load dat is not my own abeg...She even gives the stupid exscuse that the condom chafes her...LUBE BABY! LUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moving on...

NYSC's ova...After one day of joblessness I came to this conclusion...IT SUCKS! Ur boi needs a job!
Ok i'm done..imma hola at yall later! One

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Random musings.....

Hey my people wats good?

Sori I've been MIA for so long.

Been going thru a lot lately...I'm about to finish my servitude (aka NYSC) so I'm looking at the rest of my life and I'm scared. Why? Bcos i don't have a clue what i want to do.

It was cute when i was 17 but men I'm almost 25 now...not knowing is a bitch.

its not just that.My emotions have been in a mess lately.its affecting every aspect of my life. i've become lethargic to a lot of things(hence the absence from blogsville). its like all i wanna do is jst exist and nothing more....

Even concerning women....yeah I know I'm shocked too. And all of a sudden evryone starts asking where my girlfriend is and when i'm gonna get one n ohhh u aren't getting younger oh u nid to stop faffing around n settle down n all dat. So much foofaraw ova nufink....

Is it ok for a dude to like Beyonce's nu album so much? Cos i'm addicted to it..Esp Sweet dreams,Radio,Hello(dats my slow jam for life!)...Even that annoying song Diva's stuck in ma head..
Sori my update sounds whiny....I'll post something more constructive lerra

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Bloggers leaving

I'm breakin my block induced silence to scream this...

ANY OTHER BLOGGER WHO EVEN DREAMS ABOUT DREAMING ABOUT LEAVING WILL GET A VISIT FROM ME AND MY LIL FREN!!!!!

Please and Thank you. Forgive my long silence but Scribblemefree's attempt to go is wat caused this outburst. Bruv don't you dare! I will fight this block and post ASAP. Scout's honour. I love yall.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Short one...

I rily don't have much to say oh....

Called Miss Lowlah yesterday. Apparently she's in d country n she sent my her number.

This post is dedicated to ur voice Miss Lowlah...

The mix of British accent and cuteness? EXTREMELY SEXY!! YEE!! AAAHHH!!! WOOOOOW!
*HEAD EXPLODING*

Sunday, August 2, 2009

I can write the saddest lines tonight.

Thanks to Leggy, I have discovered this wonderful poet calld Pablo Neruda.....the dude rocks!! Here's one of his poems..


I can write the saddest lines tonight.

Write for example: ‘The night is fractured
and they shiver, blue, those stars, in the distance’

The night wind turns in the sky and sings.
I can write the saddest lines tonight.
I loved her, sometimes she loved me too.

On nights like these I held her in my arms.
I kissed her greatly under the infinite sky.

She loved me, sometimes I loved her too.
How could I not have loved her huge, still eyes.

I can write the saddest lines tonight.
To think I don’t have her, to feel I have lost her.

Hear the vast night, vaster without her.
Lines fall on the soul like dew on the grass.

What does it matter that I couldn’t keep her.
The night is fractured and she is not with me.

That is all. Someone sings far off. Far off,
my soul is not content to have lost her.

As though to reach her, my sight looks for her.
My heart looks for her: she is not with me


The same night whitens, in the same branches.
We, from that time, we are not the same.

I don’t love her, that’s certain, but how I loved her.
My voice tried to find the breeze to reach her.

Another’s kisses on her, like my kisses.
Her voice, her bright body, infinite eyes.

I don’t love her, that’s certain, but perhaps I love her.
Love is brief: forgetting lasts so long.

Since, on these nights, I held her in my arms,
my soul is not content to have lost her.

Though this is the last pain she will make me suffer,
and these are the last lines I will write for her.

Friday, July 31, 2009

On friendships and pranks

Wow!! this is my 60th post....never thot I'd reach 60 mayne....

Ok so I've wanted to post for a very long min but dunno why when ever I start i just freeze up....ugh so annoying....

So this post is abt wats bin happenin recently...which is 3 things....ok 4...ok fine i'm too warped to have just 4 tins happenin so just readon yeah....

-Bin listening to a lot of music lately....esp soul n stuff...I'm cravin some MusicSoulchild rite abt nw...
-I pulled a prank on sme chic that's bin houndin me...c in ma hood there's this rumour that I have a wife in jand waitin for me....dunno where dat one came from. So apparently sme pple hav bin callin dis chic n tellin her she shuld b careful with me n stuff.nw you wuld havta b really stupid to believe I have a wife abroad but she kips askin me ova n ova again. So one day I set her up....Hav this friend that grew up in Jand so I asked her to call d girl up and tell her to leave me alone in her strongest british accent...the girl hasn't spoken to me in 2 weeks...ROTFLMAO..
-Was talkin wiv Exschoolnerd the oda day n I realized I'm tired of having friends with benefits...the benefits notwithstanding i wuld love to have a steady relationship with someone I'm crazy in love with...not just a booty redial...
-I'm bored with life right now....
-Someone said the only part of my humour I have left is the perverse side....
-Twitter is now myy no 1 addiction...havent created a Qube account yet but i'm on FB no..just search for Qube TheWordsmith...
Ok that's done...there IS a girl in ma sights..but she's giving me the whole "I c u as a brother" bullcrap...I hate it wen girls say that crap...neways will update yall when she's within my many layered trap...MWAHAHAHAHAHA...ok I'm calm now...Later blogsville!