Friday, May 22, 2009

The conclusion

So I'm back again lik P-square......lol...

So she's crying and am petting her...looking lost lik WTF is wrong wiv dis chic? Y d hell is she crying? So we is cuddling n shit....only sounds r her sniffing n calming down...she looks at me wiv d strangest light in her eyes n says "its bin too long...I starved myself bcos i thot I loved him...we said we wuld kip it until marraige...den he goes n sleeps wiv my best friend..." The "HE" in question is my cuzin...see they were going out for abt 2 years until she caught him with her best friend...they stopped having sex hafta d first yr cos they were on this i-will-marry-u bullshit...i told her time n time again u no fit marry dis dude but did she listen to me? NOOOOOO. Neways the long n short of it was I had made her feel like a woman again wiv d orgasm...made her feel alive....
We talk a little after that n drift off to slip...I wake around 3am to the fan blowing cool air on me(NEPA restored power) and soft lips walking up and down MrQube.....she notices I'm awake and give MrQ one final lick b4 pushin herself up and kissing me full on d lips...dang rememberin dat kiss and the smoldering look in her eyes makes me brain tingle....den she straddles me n positions MrQube so his head is just parting her VRY wett lips..."Now" she said, "I get to pay u back.....forget abt sleep again tonite.....cause u r gonna b feelin like a used rag in d morning...."
By morning we had done it on d floor,wall,door,table,chair......I was so sore but so satisfied....

So that's hw dis maga started whoring....watch out for d next installment..."The Jump-Off"...

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Interlude: breathless

Hey people,wat d do? Hope you guys hav bin enjoyin Que exposing all me bad doings...menawhile I saw this on The PussyChats blog n its so beautiful....its erotic yeah but in a sensual way like slow dancing under a full moon...enjoy!!

Breathless

pulse--
steady....

upon my bed
her rose in bloom

and what do you do with a
rose?

you...
inhale...
marvel at it's
many folds...
gently brush your lips against it
teasingly...
teasingly...

pulse--
racing...

upon my bed
her fountain awaits

and how do you drink from
a fountain?

lips placed gently inside...
to taste god's sweet nectar
with
quivering tongue

slowly...
slowly...

pulse--
frantic....

upon my bed
her river overflows

and how do you ride a
river?

enter ever so gently...
stroke where the currents
flow...

deeper...
deeper...

pulse--
explodes...

Monday, May 18, 2009

Que on: Escapades part 2

Yeeeee its bin a long min init? well back to d story...
So here I am...looking stunned...MrQube(yeah that's wat i call him...no miniQube or such cute names for my hammer of doom....lol) is standing at military attention....its was evening and the temperature had dropped so her body was feeling rily nice on top of mine....apperently she made up my mind for me cos next tin my jeans flew off followed by my boxers.....den her towel n last her bra dissappered...she started nuzzling my sweet spot just below my ears while whispering what she wanted me to do to her in a slow husky voice. My brain had stopped processing rational thot and my nerves where a mess,but i didn’t get rily fuucked up until I felt her mouth go down on me....dang that girl can lick it like a lollipop....lol forgive the pun.....ok so she goes @ it with enthusiasm.... Until I get enuff of a grip on meself to push her away.”look u know this ain’t right.” ‘why” “Cos of him...u know i can’t do this” “sugar we broke up 6 months ago....and I was celibate the whole time I was with him....n I’ve bin celibate until this moment..” “But....” “look if i hear one more but outta u dat is along the lines of bring ur butt here lemme fuck u i will start screaming rape at the top of my voice....u know i’m not bluffing so come here,put on this condom and service me!!” the tension broke @ dat...the whole service me crack was too funny to bear....we laughed for abt 5 mins non-stop den she looked @ me n said n dis seductive/domineering voice “come here luv....lemme take care of u all nite....”.Ur boi needed no other cue man. I laid her flat n started my head game.....tongue flickin back n forth ova swollen lips n clit....she a hot mess fom all d sensations washing ova her brain....the shuddering that preceedded one of the most intense orgasms i’ve ever seen a woman have. Lasted lik 2 minutes. Den she started crying....

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Que on:My Escapades Pt 1

Yes its ur boi Que n not dat twit *I heard dat* comin at you live n direct..
So who should I blog abt today....Ok we'll start from the chic that taught me how to give women head....
She was abt 5'5 with light brown eyes and the prettiset smile...used to wear glasses on and off...We used to joke n tell her she didn't really need em else she'd wear em...Neways we hit it off like fire to gunpowder from the get-go....flirting and teasing shamelessly like tomorrow would neva come...see Qube was recovering from his break-up with his ex n he saw it fit to let me take over for a bit...smart move.
Ok so she had this rily wierd habit...whenever I was in her room in skool n she had just had her bath she'd start applying body cream in front of me....wiv a VERY short towel on.And she knew I loved her skin cos it was so clear n spotless...
So dis fateful day I go ova to her place.I was or rather the twit *
I HEARD DAT!!!* WAS UPSET COS HE JUST HAD A RUN IN WITH THE EX...VERY nasty i can tell u...so she noticed and asked what was wrong and we got talkin and stuff..... she calmed me down and cooked for me(if u know me u'd know dat homecooked food ALWAYS CALMS ME!!). So she's like she's hot (as per Naija na...Nepa=no lite) n she'd like to take a shower...wuld I like to join her? I throw a book @ her n tell her to go shower jo...b temptin vunerable boi lik me...
I'm lyin on her bed wit my shirt off but my uundervest stil on....haba I was stil doing mr nice na...so she's done n proceeds to cream that heavenly body of hers...36Ds..ass u could bounce...wow I'm getting hot remembering her....I open my eyes n she's just gotten to her chest...my eyes could not move again...d devil child notices me looking n proceeds to rub it in closer n closer to the hem of her towel like she's oblivious to anything but what she's doing...wen I finally rememba to breathe she bursts in2 Laughter..."fewlish boi why u no comot ur eye since eh? Abi u wan see am *cupping her boobs n emphasisin d cleavage*
"U r just evil..."
"hahahahhaaaa....nehehehehehehehe.....agro don finish ur existence eh? Oya come touch...."
I shook my head while she cackled lik d evil chylde she is.....Covering my eyes wiv my face towel i procedded to get all images outta my head n control my hard-on...Suddenly I felt a soft weight across my pelvis...a hand pulled away d face towel revealing her in a bra n her towel...she leaned forward n said "U watching me me.......hot......" She moves and suddenly a warm tongue is tracing up and down the side of my neck.Now this girl's just bin mean here bcos prior to that day we had bin talkin about
gbenshing and I told her my weak spot was my ears n the sides of my neck....As my mind began to shut down and as I struggled to comprehend what the FUCK was goin on she said "Wat are u gonna do abt it? Cos I'm fucking wet and you caused it. think carefully because you might be a rape victim soon......"
Pheww...that was harder than I thought....will finiish up later....Oh yeah b4 i forget the twit is
SPRUNG *I AM NOT!!!* Oh yes u are *Will u shut up abt me bin sprung* Y u dey deny am? She's lovely na *Just shut up* And her titties r soooo perky *SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!* Maybe I'll finally get some...oh her cute butt will b nice to bounce *THAT'S IT!!!!* *lounges @ Que and the two go rolling away in a flurry of fists n kicks......*

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Techie meme

  1. NAME:Qube
  2. MAC or PC? PC
  3. WHY?Cos there isn't sufficient support for Mac in naija;the parts r bloody expensive!!
  4. PROFESSION IT Support/PR n Events
  5. M/F: Male
  6. WHAT DO YOU USE YOUR MAC/PC FOR THE MOST? IT related stuff; Photography; Gaming
  7. WOULD YOU CHANGE?: Neva!!
  8. TAG 3 PEOPLE: Miss Lowlah, Rambling 9ija chic and Buttercup

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

A lil joke and introducing Que.....

I've had writers block for a while so I saw this n thot I shuld share...will be back wiv a proper post soon....I'll even introduce y'all to my alter ego...hey*gets pushed off chair*

Yo its ur boi Que...no not Qube, Que(pronounced Q) his other side......Don't mind d yeye boi*applyin a kick to Qube's exterior for emphasis*...He wants me to go on permanent vacation....something about following God more n all dat....mschewwwwww neways I'll be writing about his escapades esp wiv d opposite sex a la Roc n Scribbles. So watch out for dat...wait he's saying sometin....ok he wants yall to vote; wuld you like me to pour out his nauti doings on these pristine pages or not? Voting starts now........meanawhile here's a lil joke for ya.....

Eddie wanted desperately 2 have sex with this really cute, hot girl in his office, but she was datin some1 else. 1 day Eddie got so frustrated dat he went 2 her & said, "ill give u $100 if u let me have sex with u" The girl looked at him n then said, "NO!" Eddie said, "ill b real fast. ill throw the money on the floor, u bend down & ill finish by the time uve picked it up." She thought 4 a moment & said that she would consult with her boyfriend, so she called him n explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, n pick up the money really fast, he wont even b able 2 get his pants down." She agreed n accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by n the boyfriend is still waitin 4 his girlfriends call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "what happened?" Still breathin hard, she managed 2 reply, "The fucker had all quarters!"