Monday, June 29, 2009
Wow I actually blogged for a year....u r wondring y I'm suprisd? well I'm a restless person by nature...if something isn't so gripping I lose my interest in it after a while....that's prob y I don't hav a girl yet...
Neways it means yall(blogsville) hav captured my imagination enuff for me to stay a full year here.Fine I'm not the most frequent updater,but I try :))
So here's to me...and to the various unique characters I've met here. I don't wanna list names cause I'll forget someone n then be in trouble.....TO ALL YALL THANKS FOR MAKING THIS YEAR MEMORABLE....
Aii that's all go back to work!!!!!
Sunday, June 21, 2009
U like it?
Yeah don't stop....
oh shit oh shit OH SHIT!!!
No I was supposed to give someone smetin...
Dats y u stopped?
Look just do n fuck me and cum already...
do N ..
i HEARD D FIRST TIME
Baby? where u goin? Cme back now.....look I'm still wet for u...
Not happening...do I look lik a dildo to u?
I jst wanted u to cum so I can
Sori only pple I knw dat do dat r prostitutes...
Dats hw I started bin celibate...
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
“There’s a common misconception that if you lose your job today, you won’t be able to find another one,” said Rosemary Haefner, vice president of human resources at CareerBuilder. “That’s not true. According to a recent CareerBuilder survey, 41 percent of workers who were laid off from full-time jobs earlier this year found new full-time, permanent positions and another eight percent found part-time work. The key is learning how to repackage your skills to appeal to a broader range of employers.”
So, how do you land a job when there’s still so much competition out there?
1. Make yourself transferable:
Thirty-eight percent of workers who were laid off in the last year and landed new positions said they found work in a different field from where they were previously employed.
Look at a variety of job postings to see how your skills measure up to job requirements. Write different versions of your resume to appeal to different employers. Keep in mind that skills in communications, project management, leadership, etc. are universal across industries.
2. Stock your resume with keywords:
Many employers use electronic scanners to rank the job applications they receive. Make sure to include keywords from the employer’s job posting in your resume and cover letter, so your application is ranked toward the top of the pile.
3. Jump off the page:
Thirty-nine percent of human resource managers report they take 30 seconds or less reviewing a resume at first glance. Grab their attention. Include a career summary at the top that gives a quick snapshot of skills and accomplishments. It’s also important to include quantifiable results whenever possible in your resume, using bullets to highlight them.
4. Relentlessly use social media:
Promote your personal brand, skills and strengths on different social networking sites so you can reach the widest and most diverse audience of networking contacts and potential employers.
5. Clean up digital dirt:
Thirty-eight percent of employers said, if they were interviewing someone for a job, they would look the candidate up on social networking sites. Scrub social networking profiles, blogs and personal Web sites to ensure you convey a professional image to employers.
6. Don’t dwell on the negative:
If you were laid off from a job, don’t focus on the difficulty of the experience during the interview. Focus on what you learned and how it helped you to grow personally and professionally. Talk about things you did to add to your skills such as taking a class, volunteering, reading business books, etc.
7. Come to the interview prepared and ask good questions:
Spend time researching the company’s Web site, look at recent press releases and how they position their products and work experience. Make sure to ask good questions about the company’s growth potential, competitive threats and how they envision your role specifically contributing to the success of the organization.
8. Stand out with ideas:
A great way to stand out is to show the employer you’re already thinking like an employee. If you’re applying for a marketing job, propose three ideas for marketing campaigns the company can run. If you’re applying for an operations job, offer up ideas for increasing efficiencies or cutting costs.
9. College grads: Give yourself credit:
For recent college graduates, you probably have more experience than you’re giving yourself credit for in your resume. Employers consider volunteer work, class work, participation in sports and managing activities for a sorority/fraternity to qualify as relevant experience in addition to internships and part-time jobs. Include all these activities on your resume and relate them to the position at hand.
10. Consider going back to the classroom:
Twenty-one percent of workers are going back to school to make themselves more marketable to employers. Consider whether you would benefit from taking a course or enrolling in a formal program.
Culled From MSNBC.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep by Mary Elizabeth Frye (1905 - 2004)
Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glint on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you wake in the morning hush,
I am the swift, uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft starlight at night.
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
(Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there, I did not die!)
RIP GranPa.....U wil b missed.......
Monday, June 8, 2009
Scroll and check for her
her lime eyes draw me in
Fuelin dis addiction...
her words...jump off dis pages lik a duelist's bullet
I know it futile..I shouldn't b doing this
I stil need mending....fixin....
But i can help it....girls dat write capture my heart instantly..
I tink I have a crush on a poet....
Friday, June 5, 2009
so neways the koko of the story was that she was pushing her BF away...He was evrytin u culd want in a guy...loves her to death...but she was runnin.
her prob was she was alien to the idea dat a guy could love her....she's a tomboy n most of d time hangs out wiv fellas whoc her as one of d guys...so a guy dat wanted her for more dan her body freaked her out. She called me cos we had a thing back in d day n I was d first person (according to her) that mad her feel female...So I ended up giving her advice on how to overcome d fear and enjoy the love n all that..then I kicked her off my fone n proceeded to go back to bed.......
10am the next day...
hey babes wats up?
Am good n u?
Did u gt to work late
Sori....didn't mean to kip u up dat late...
No biggie...have u talked to him?
Yeah...once he gets to skool we'll sort things out proper...
Narly....Glad I culd be of help...
U can still be...
By sleeping wiv me(ok she said fuckin bt ugh so vulgar)
LOL stop abeg
R u kiddin?
Wen I wanted to i was scared...nw dat I'm not and we have both matured sexually,I wanna have u
babe u r SOOO not serious...
I'm dead serious o...I can imajin us 2geda nw...EXPLOSIVE.....
Jesus tk d WHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
u sound grouchy
well u just woke me up @ 12.45am so..
Am sori...I'll cut now...
No no,its ok*yawns* u prob hav a good reason....hw u bin?
Fine n u?
Lol...so any nu girl in ur life?
Hmnn wen last did u strafe?
*laughin hard* yeee why na?U lost ur MOJO or smefink?
Nah long stori...just decided to free sex for a while...hw's d BF?
Fine fine...he's not wiv me rite now
Guessed as much
*cuts in* i miss u
Miss u too hun...home's crazy n borin eh..
I miss ur kisses
*Silence* ermm Hw IS ur BF?
Nothing goin on btw u two?
Nah we cool.He loves me so mch it scares me at times....i miss d way u used to give me head
WHAO!!! Okkkkk,wats goin on Chief?
Nutin na...can't I reminisce?
Abi chairman ain't performin ni?
Lol u r a goat..He's lik u but wiv experience...
Wateva hun...r u sure u r ok?
Qube talk dirty to me....
Talk dirty to me Qube...
Chief erm wat d do? Wat gwan hia?
Pls just do it (moaning sounds in background)
*next 3 mins r filled wiv smut talk n heavy breathing from her end*
Okkkkk...r u done?
Yeah babe thanks...
Chief r u ok? As in...
Y do u kip askin me dat?
Well considerin d fact dat u just came while wankin to my smut talk n u DO hav a BF...talk to me...
*suddenly sounds of crying fill my ears* I'm doin it again....
Jesus take d wheel!!!!Watch out for part 2...
Monday, June 1, 2009
This is a question that continues to bug me time after
time....wat am i scared of?
Hw come i can walk up to anybody n start a conversation
yet I can’t chase a girl? Why is it i can encourage a
friend to go after the girl of his dreams yet i can’t
seem to pluck up d courage to look for mine? How come
drag-racing on a busy street excites me but I can’t seem
to let go of YOU?
Heard a song today by Jasmine Sullivan called why am i
scared of love?..She says
“why am i not scared of lions n bears but scared of
love?”...Was like she was talking to me....
I look at ur pic evry time n wish u were near me...but
I’m so scared of pulling you in2 the emotional mess
that’s my world....scared of pushing u away wiv my wants
n desires....see I wanna be good but i’m not just in
that place yet...i’ll prob ask for sex n you’ll say
no...den I’d either lock up or go out on you...I’d
rather shoot my leg than hurt you.....
Today my HOD said i shuld start praying towards
marriage....dat too many girls @ work were floating
around me....Me wey no get money,car,nufink......i no
know wetin dem they find for hia o....
Whenever I read charis&buttercup’s blog I’m always
jealous....see they r FUCKING made for each other.....I
must attend dat wedding.....
I want a love dat will screw me smetin bad (but in a
Want to b able to watch her sleep n not get bored.....
Want her to b d only person dat I can think of in a
That wen I tink of her my brain implodes from d
intensity of the feelings I have...she’d only have to
kiss me wen I’m down n everything would be all
right....I’m asking for too much abi? Well that’s just
hw I feel.....DAMN I’M SCARED OF LOVE!!!!
Chei my ex did a number on me init?
PS: Found out the true identities of a couple of
bloggers ova the weekend...needless to say i was shocked
beyond words.....So you are .........,n u r.........,AND
U!!!o my days!!!! Lmao of course I ain’t gonna reveal
dem na...but I know........MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOk
I’m calm now.