Friday, July 31, 2009

On friendships and pranks

Wow!! this is my 60th post....never thot I'd reach 60 mayne....

Ok so I've wanted to post for a very long min but dunno why when ever I start i just freeze up....ugh so annoying....

So this post is abt wats bin happenin recently...which is 3 things....ok 4...ok fine i'm too warped to have just 4 tins happenin so just readon yeah....

-Bin listening to a lot of music lately....esp soul n stuff...I'm cravin some MusicSoulchild rite abt nw...
-I pulled a prank on sme chic that's bin houndin me...c in ma hood there's this rumour that I have a wife in jand waitin for me....dunno where dat one came from. So apparently sme pple hav bin callin dis chic n tellin her she shuld b careful with me n stuff.nw you wuld havta b really stupid to believe I have a wife abroad but she kips askin me ova n ova again. So one day I set her up....Hav this friend that grew up in Jand so I asked her to call d girl up and tell her to leave me alone in her strongest british accent...the girl hasn't spoken to me in 2 weeks...ROTFLMAO..
-Was talkin wiv Exschoolnerd the oda day n I realized I'm tired of having friends with benefits...the benefits notwithstanding i wuld love to have a steady relationship with someone I'm crazy in love with...not just a booty redial...
-I'm bored with life right now....
-Someone said the only part of my humour I have left is the perverse side....
-Twitter is now myy no 1 addiction...havent created a Qube account yet but i'm on FB no..just search for Qube TheWordsmith...
Ok that's done...there IS a girl in ma sights..but she's giving me the whole "I c u as a brother" bullcrap...I hate it wen girls say that crap...neways will update yall when she's within my many layered trap...MWAHAHAHAHAHA...ok I'm calm now...Later blogsville!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

On relationships...

Found this while surfin n thot it would b nice ta share it

1. Love is a decision which precedes how you feel, so act on love not feelings.

2. To get who you want, you must first be who you want.

3. Dont find love in the wrong places, be exactly where you wish to find a partner.

4. Getting physically intimate in a relationship beclouds your judgment and automatically disables your thinking faculty from judging the person rightly, leading to quick marriages and quicker divorces.

5. The love languages we speak differ from each other, learning your partners own helps you to understand them and speaking it helps you love him/her better.

6. Men love respect and women love security, women respect your guy, men protect your girl.

7. Money is important in a relationship, not necessarily alot of it, but enuf to keep your relationship going and the love burning, let lack of money have a genuine reason.

8. Sharing same ideas and points of view at the beginning of a relationship may be at first fascinating, but soon your partner wud look for a 'you' that has ur own ideas, so build yourself, your mind and your knowledge so that you can have some thing to offer when the time comes.

9. A woman was made after a man because he needed help, she was only put in a weaker vessle, it doesnt mean shes weaker, harness the strength God put in your woman today becos she is the one who carries in her the next step for you to take to actualize your success in life, and women, you werent created to stress your man, the Prov 31 package was made for you as your manual, dats why men dont have theirs.


10. Finally, wat ever name you call your woman is exactly wat you are becos, you are the raw material her finished product was made from and women, watever name you call your man is exactly wat you are, just that you are a finished version, so, be careful wat you say!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Random Thots ...

-Work has become extremely boring.....reset server....reset print spooler......reset browsing settings.....reset SMTP for mail....seduce receptionist to no avail.....go home...do it again...
-Does anyone knw where I can get a fairly used AK47?Wanna tk it to work and see what happenes....
-Ok girls hav bin real wierd around me this wk.One called me metrosexual,anoda said she stil loved me(I wasn't aware u did in the first place) and yet anoda accused me of having a wife abroad..
-i miss my office crush lik mad!! She has finisherd her service n she didn't wanna stay back in d company....Come bck to me...*sobbing*
-I finally broke my celibacy.....to get revenge on d chic dat started it in d first place.....More details in nxt note.
-Since breaking said celibacy I've bin annoyingly horny.....as in...its like...you knw.....CRAZY!!!
-Am currently in lust wiv d receptionist @ work;her hips n lips don't lie!!!
-I'm officially twitter crazy...Its eating in2 my pocket cos I use my fone to twit most of the time..
-Djinee's album is MAHD!!! U shuld cop it if u r in naija..
-I need nu games for d lappie @ home. Suggestions pls....
-Was in d bus one day wen one female traffic warden started winkin @ me....Ewwwwww...erm sori I don't date across species thank u...
-Lade by Djinee feat MI is d song....After Strong Tin by Banky W of course....Whao dat is my official baby-makin song of d year...if you and a willing partner r listenin to Strong Tin the chance that some shaggin wil take place is VERY high...
-God pls give me d patience not to do smetin stupid this wk....
-Does anyone knw where I can learn gan-gan (talking drum)?
-Need to go out more...
-Bin lusting afta some bloggers...ok a particular blogger...nid to stop >:))
Ok I'm done! whew my mind's empty....

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Annie are u ok?




This is my fav MJ vid of all time....